First 4 Figures – Conker’s Bad Fur Day Great Mighty Poo Statue (Pre-Order)
First 4 Figures has made a Conker’s Bad Fur Day giant poo statue, and it’s a thing that you can buy. The Conker’s Bad Fur Day Great Mighty Poo statue is, somewhat appropriately, the size of a person’s torso, and captures the essence of the boss character perfectly, all while serving as a brutal reminder of the beloved and seedy nature of Rare’s now-cult classic game. The poo monster will poop on your head, and you can pre-order it now.
First 4 Figures has crafted a Conker’s Bad Fur Day Great Mighty Poo statue, and it is glorious, if a little weird. The size of the poo monster, which is impressively detailed, will serve as a challenge for some, as they’ll have to find a place to put something that’s the size of a small chair, but is also a pile of poo.
The Conker’s Bad Fur Day Great Mighty Poo statue features bright yellow corn and stone detailing around the base, and comes with a figurine of the protagonist, Conker. You can pre-order it now, but only if you’re quick, as Twitter is where it’s being hosted, and it’s already selling out fast.
While the Conker’s Bad Fur Day Great Mighty Poo statue is undoubtedly impressive, and a great piece for any Conker’s Bad Fur Day fan, I can’t help but think that the size will be a bit of a sticking point. For example, while I love my cat, I don’t think she’d be a great fit for the poo monster’s base.
I also can’t quite imagine bringing a prospective date home to a coffee table adorned with a three-foot pile of plastic poo, but that’s just me. You can check out a preview of the statue in motion, albeit in shadow to spare you from the full impact, in the clip below.
Pre-orders for the Conker’s Bad Fur Day Great Mighty Poo statue will open on August 3. If you can’t quite stomach the idea of a coffee table full of poo, perhaps a nice vase would be a better choice for you.
