Best Gaming Quotes
If you’re a fan of video games, you’ve probably heard some of the most iconic lines in all of gaming. There’s something special about a well-crafted line that can make you laugh and reflect on your time with a game.
The humor in Portal 2, like the banter between GLaDOS and Wheatley, transformed the game into a funny and quotable experience. The Cave Johnson lemon rant is an absolute classic and a favorite among players. The wit and humor of GLaDOS, like calling Wheatley a “moron,” made us love the game even more.
Memorable Quotes in Games
Here are some of the most memorable quotes in games, from Portal to Mass Effect, from comedy to dark, from witty to thought-provoking.
“The pain will only be passing. You should survive the process.” – Portal
This line from Portal is absolutely iconic, and it’s the perfect example of a gaming quote that resonates with gamers. The pain of dying in a video game is temporary, but the feelings we get when we hear this quote reflect on our experiences with the game and the emotions we felt while playing.
“I’m sorry, I can’t hear you. You’re too stupid!” – GLaDOS
GLaDOS’s banter with Wheatley hooks the player from the beginning and makes the game even more enjoyable, especially because Wheatley is so stupid – we like to think of him as the stupidest character in all of gaming. This quote is also a perfect example of how humor can add character, depth, and meaning to a game.
“I’m sorry, I can’t hear you. You’re too fat!” – Wheatley
This quote is Wheatley’s response to GLaDOS’s previous quote, and it’s the perfect example of a witty comeback.
“The last few hours have been a little… intense. And I know that the last thing you want to hear is… well, anything from me, really. I guess I just wanted to say… I’m sorry. I never wanted this to happen. I just wanted to make you happy. And I hope I did.” – The Companion Cube
Dark humor is the best humor, and Valve knows how to bring the funny. The Companion Cube’s line about being murdered is absolutely heartbreaking and adds to the Portal series’ dark and twisted humor.
“How are you holding up? BECAUSE I’M A POTATO!” – Wheatley
Wheatley’s stupidity is hilarious, but sometimes, he makes a good point. This quote is funny because it highlights Wheatley’s lack of intelligence, but it also makes the player question their own intelligence for playing the game.
“Would you kindly…” – Bioshock
Would you kindly give your life to save a bunch of innocent people from being murdered by evil underwater aliens? Yes, you would.
“I’m in charge now! I’m in charge! I’M IN CHARGE! I’M IN CHARGE!” – Cave Johnson
Cave Johnson’s lines, especially those about repulsion gel, are iconic and never fail to make us laugh. This quote, in particular, is a hilarious and memorable moment in gaming.
“How are you holding up? BECAUSE I’M A POTATO!” – Wheatley
Wheatley is the perfect example of a comic relief character. His quotes are absolutely hilarious, and we can’t help but love him.
“Protocol 3: Protect the Pilot” – Titanfall 2
This line is so emotionally impactful, especially because it comes after the player has fought tooth and nail to protect their pilot. It’s a powerful and familiar phrase, which makes it all the more memorable.
“Here Come The Test Results: ‘You Are A Horrible Person’” – Mass Effect
This line from Mass Effect showcases GLaDOS’s hater personality in a playful way.
“It had to be me. Someone else would have gotten it wrong.” – Mass Effect
This line is thought-provoking and makes the player question their own actions.
“Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts of honor matters. The silence is your answer.” – Mass Effect
This quote from Sovereign is chilling and adds so much to the game. It adds to the terrifying nature of the Reapers, and it brilliantly highlights the depth of the first Mass Effect’s story. The reveal of the Reapers in Mass Effect 2 is disappointing compared to their Lovecraftian-level of terror in the first game.
“I am a fuckin’ tree!” – Donkey Kong
This line from Donkey Kong 64 is absolutely hilarious and adds so much to the character and the game itself.
