Stardew Valley’s best quotes, and moments of comedy

Stardew Valley Quotes

Stardew Valley’s colorful cast of characters is one of the RPG game’s highlights. From sarcastic banter to bizarre situations, these lovable villagers never fail to make players laugh. Whether it’s Penny’s desire to be a princess or Abigail’s unusual taste buds, there are plenty of hilarious moments to be found in Pelican Town. The farming simulation game is known for its gameplay and lovable characters, but it's the witty exchanges and funny quotes that add an extra layer of enjoyment to the experience. Throughout your time in Stardew Valley, you'll come across amusing lines from the villagers that showcase their quirky personalities. Here are some of the best quotes:

• “Gems are delicious.”
• “I’m an expert on rocks, you know.”
• “I’ll start mining while you go and buy a bucket.”
• “I’ll do it myself.”
• “I’m very good at ranching.”
• “I’d rather starve than eat oatmeal.”
• “I’m the best farmer.”
• “I’m working hard, dear.”
• “Isn’t it a little early for that drink?”
• “Isn’t marriage hard enough without doing all the chores?”
• “I’ll be up all night if you keep talking.”
• “I’ll pay you handsomely for this.”
• “I’m a busy man.”
• “I’ve never felt more alive.”
• “I’d rather die than marry you.”
• “Isn’t it a bit hot to be wearing overalls?”
• “Isn’t it a bit hot to be wearing that?”
• “Isn’t it a bit late for that drink?”
• “I’ll pay you handsomely for your help.”
• “I’m a busy woman, dear.”
• “I’m a busy woman, I have to work in the barn.”
• “I’m a busy woman, you see.”
• “I’m a busy woman, you know.”
• “I’m a busy woman!”